Dear Blank,

November 15, 2012 · 13 comments

Dear Buzzfeed,

You’re funny, but I can’t say I agree with you.

You can’t compare apples and oranges. Por que no las dos?

Ryan is handsome as all getout, but I can’t say he’s better than Channing. Nor the other way around. I just can’t. They’re too different.

Dear SNL,

Nice work this week. In my opinion, Anne Hathaway did a superb job hosting, and I’m starting to really enjoy Kate McKinnon. She cracked me up in her Ellen spoof, and I kinda loved Ellen’s commentary on it.

Don’t get it twisted; I am definitely still mourning the loss of Kristen Wiig. I’ve already admitted I will probably pee my pants of excitement when she makes a surprise guest appearance. I just really miss Dooneese and the Lawrence Welk Show.

Dear Dad,


Instead of having a Christmas tree, can I drill a bazillion holes in the wall and create this gorgeous thing? I need it. Thanks.


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