Remember the first time I showed you guys what people are typing into Google to land over here at Life of bLyss?
It’s happening again.
The following are recent Google search terms leading to LOB:
1. “WineBra”
Oh, that’s right. The WineRack. That awesome, spectacular addition to my Christmas list.
I never got it, by the way, for anyone who is looking for the perfect Memorial Day gift for me.
2. “HOW TALL ARE YOU”
I’m 5’9″, you curious George. And you don’t need to yell.
3. “naturally sweet and a little nutty”
………..well, yeah, I guess I am.
4. “hungry runner girl”
I am one of those; however, you’re looking for this sweet girl‘s blog.
5. “want to lay in bed all day”
Rarely done around here, but since I can’t really move without pain, it’s actually what I’ll probably be doing all weekend.
6. “drunk girlfriend”
I do have lots of those.
7. “smiling puppy”
There she is.
8. “I am 48 and getting freakles everyday”
I’m not sure what freakles are, but I will say I think freckles are cute.
Err.. just not when they have skin cancer in them.
9. “neosporin unicorn”
I made one for you. (original photo cred)
10. “peeta leg”
(original via)
11. “makeup brush organization”
Are you watching me? How did you know I just organized my makeup brushes?
12. “i m wearing a sleeveless dress what exercises can i do for tone arms and back?”
13. “if you can t say nuffin”
…don’t say nuffin at all.
14. “smart ways to lay in a tanning bed”
No such thang, sweetiepies.
15. “letsspoilthehungergamesmovie.com”
but… why would you want to spoil it? I didn’t.
16. “cheating with popcorn”
Why does this give me a really comical mental picture?
17. “justin timberlake – smart cely”
Cely is very smart. She might be a genius. I don’t know what that has to do with Justin, though.
18. “exercise to get a donk”
19. “peeta is hot”
Well, duh (via)
20. “gangsta love poems for her”
Oh my God. Will someone please write me a gangtsa love poem? PLEASE?
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Bahhahaa those are good ones! Last week someone found TPG by searching “giraffe human hybrid” … ummm… yeah.
Janine @ThePurpleGiraffe recently posted..OUCH… in a good way?
“neosporin unicorn”
I haven’t stopped laughing for a good minute. LOL!
Carolyn @HealthKitten.com recently posted..Dare To Tri
exercise to get a donk. hhaaaa love it
im dying of laughter over here
I am trying to discreetly read blogs on my phone at work. Then I read “Neosporin unicorn” and started snickering uncontrollably at my lap.
Sam @ The Balance Artist recently posted..Vegas Part III: Ziplines & Sunshine
Hahahahahaha I get some funny search terms, but those are really good!
Katie @ Peace Love & Oats recently posted..Cross Training For Runners
You crack me up! And who searches neosporin unicorn?? Whaaatttt???!!!!
Tina @ Best Body Fitness recently posted..I Made It Happen
Maybe someone’s unicorn was injured and they needed to know if they can put neosporin on it? So strange!
I actually googled gangsta love peoms and there’s a lot of websites out there. This one was my personal fav.
Dime Piece
My ma told me to always look for a dime.
I’ve been scratching
And it’s taken some time.
But then pow – I found you
When I was just hanging around.
My mouth fell open
And I lost that frown
You’re my dime piece girl.
And you’re so perfectly tight
Because of you, life’s aight.
Sylvia @ Frolic Through Life recently posted..My First Blogaversary + Giveaway
hahaha. thank you for that. I may print it out and frame it.
I love when you do these posts. Especially when peeta is involved. Oh.so.dreamy. *swoons*
Samantha recently posted..Comment on Peanut Butter Jelly Time by Samantha
These are ammmazing. I especially enjoyed the neosporin unicorn…. hilarious!
Alyssa @ Fit and Fun in Third recently posted..Vegas Recap #3 and 11 Mile Success
now i will go google wine bra for the heck of it. tee hee
seriously. I’d kill for one.
Gangsta love poems? As an English teacher, color me intrigued!
Hillary recently posted..Oatmeal X 2
This is hilarious. Especially the unicorn, wtf??
Brittany @ GOtheXtraMile recently posted..Personal Favorites
Search results to my site always crack me up, the best one this week was “shit after taco bell.” I have no idea how they wound up at my site though!! Poor bastards.
Jen@FoodFamilyFitness recently posted..A Whole New World
I just shared something similar on my blog on Wednesday. The top search that leads people to my blog? Tim Tebow’s feet. Evidently I have some readers with freaky foot fettishes.
Kristen @ notsodomesticated recently posted..Pure randomness … just because.
Now I’m going to have to go to your blog and search this to see if you really do have a photo of Tebow’s feet!
Abby @ Change of Pace recently posted..Wednesday’s web links…Kara Goucher, running cookies, and NFL schedules
HA! Except I don’t think Peeta is hot – at all. I was kind of upset.
chelsey @ clean eating chelsey recently posted..fun facts friday
C’MON! Just a little itsy bit?
Hahah, I was totally Team Peeta until I got a glimpse of the on screen Gale. Team Switch!
Those are seriously hilarious! I’m thinking the unicorn is at the top of my list, too.
Abby @ Change of Pace recently posted..Wednesday’s web links…Kara Goucher, running cookies, and NFL schedules
just found you through Twitter and couldn’t be happier
I LOVE YOUR BLOG! Cannot wait to become blog friends!! XO
high five, meg. you’re a cutie patoot.
LOVE the drunk girlfriend picture ha. HEY…we are BOTH REALLY hungry runner girls:) Peetah IS hot. Hope you are having an amazing weekend my gorgeous friend!
Haha what the heck. I don’t even get how people search those terms they are so weird. I haven’t got any completely weirdo ones. Some odd ones I do have are “top 10 most awkward easter photos” “jennifer lawrence everyday makeup” and “tabata not for the faint of heart” yours are the best, just pure awesomeness
Lisa recently posted..Fun Fitness Friday
hah these are great – loving the neosporin unicorn one!
Sarah recently posted..Breakfast For Dinner
Oh my gosh this is awesome!! Neosporin Unicorn is my favorite!
Carolynn @ The Running Novice recently posted..Homemade Salad Bars
This gangsta love poem has been brought to you by Bailey and is recommended you sing along with video…enjoy
http://youtu.be/YFK6H_CcuX8
Alyssa’s Paradise
As she runs through the sand of Virginia beach
She takes a look at her brooks and realize there’s nothin left
Cuz she’s been running and racin so long
Even her mama thinks that her soles are gone
But she aint never ran a race she couldn’t win
Just don’t mess with her chloe cuz yo that’s a sin
She better watch how she’s tannin and where she’s walking
Oh she might be tripping on a crack in the sidewalk
She really hates to rest but she got to
As she heals she watches seasons of 24, fool
She’s the kinda G little kiddies wanna be
In her kitchen at night baking brownies til their just right
Been spending most her life, living in the oceanfront paradise
Been spending most her life, living in the oceanfront paradise
Haha I love reading how people find me… my recent favorites are probably “what is too outspoken” and “I trip over my own two feet!”
Michelle @ Blogitness recently posted..Hanging In There…
Omigosh some of those search terms are hilarious! I can’t believe people even type those things into google! I love looking at my random search terms too and wonder how in the world they find my blog! I think my favorite one in your list is neosporin unicorn… ummm what!?
Emily @ Glitz Glam Granola recently posted..Sneak Peek
these are hilarious!
Alysia @ Slim Sanity recently posted..highs and lows
haha this made me giggle
Dorsa @ Running Thoughts recently posted..Pinterest Food Challenge Day 5
Killing me, good sense of humor.
Gale is way hotter. But the neosporin unicorn made me laugh OUT LOUD. WHAT THE????
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