I’m actually not having a Monday Funday as today’s post title may suggest, although I most definitely wish I was. It’s back to work I go while everyone else in the school has Spring Break. Whatcanyado?
Anyway, The Three Truths & a Lie Results are in, and you guys are pretty smart. Most of you guessed #3 was false, followed very, very closely by #2. And guess which one is a lie?
1. Grease was my all-time favorite movie. I would coerce every babysitter to watch the movie and then perform a dramatic reenactment. But I always got to be Sandy, since I had a hot pink unitard to sport for the final scene.
mmm… yep, true. I loved that hot pink unitard.
And there it is in action at my 9th (maybe 10th?) gymnastics birthday party. Shooo, I love me some relays.
2. When I was in second grade, I was cast as an “Ugly Stepsister” in the lower school production of Cinderella. I was so pissed I didn’t get to be the princess I sported my most pathetic stankface for the duration of the play.
FALSE. The first part is actually true, because I really did get cast as an “Ugly Sister.” And I was pissed. But I sucked it up, put away my stankface, and made proud all “ugly sisters” everywhere.
3. I still sleep with a stuffed dog named Pokey. I’ve had the guy since I was 6 years old. He’s a sickly gray now, but used to be nice and white and fluffy.
Yep. Sorry. That’s true. Get ready, BLEND Retreaters…
I’m joking. I will not be bringing Pokey along. That’s weird. I’m not that crazytown.
4. During my fifth grade dance recital, my tap shoe flew off my foot. It skitted across the stage, I danced the whole song with one shoe on, and a fellow dance class member had to sneakily pick it up during our bow.
Yeah. That happened, too. I danced right through it and cried afterwards because I thought my teacher was going to be so angry with me.
And now I shall leave you with the best of this weekend’s SNL with host Lindsay Lohan (uh, what?). Trust me, this is some great stuff.
Once again, thank you, Kristen Wiig. I love the pants off you.