What Disney Movies Taught Me

January 25, 2012 · 45 comments

I love JennaMarbles, as you all know.

And I echo most of these sentiments:

*Disclaimer: Jenna is known for her profanity. Consider yourself warned.

A few notes:

1. I always got yelled at for singing at the dinner table. And at school. And in the general public. It took about 14 years until I finally figured out why that’s not completely acceptable.

Sorry for the embarrassment, mom.

But not really. I bet most strangers liked your unhinged, crooked-banged, jagged-tooth wonder gracing them with a little Disney ditty (or Grease.. it’s more likely I was singing “Summer Nights” or “SandraDee.”

2. I have ALWAYS been pissed at my hair for not perfectly coiffing like Jasmine’s, Belle’s, or Cinederlla’s.

If i tried to do that bobble ponytail, we all know what I’d look like.

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Trippy, right?

I even tried the whole Jasmine thing for Halloween once. The hair thing didn’t even work out for me when I went the wig route.

I don’t think I was too concerned about the hair at the time. I was just busy rockin’ that purple eyeshadow like it was 1993.

Oh, wait…

3. I’d like to know where you get that flat tummy, Jasmine. I didn’t see a treadmill in your palace in Agraba. Just sayin’.

4. Malificent absolutely scared me to death. No idea why I wasn’t phased by Ursula, Scar, or Jafar, but Malificent was all kindsa freaky to my childhood self.

5. I named the pet beta fish Dana got me for my birthday GusGus in college after the fat mouse in Cinderella. Mainly in hopes that he’d start sewing my dresses and sweeping my floor.

He also lived for about three weeks, so… that worked out well.

I still love Disney. Especially my favorite princesses, Ariel and Cinderella.

Always have,

…always will.

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1 Bess @ Bess Be Fit January 25, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Ariel and Belle were both my faves and I was them many times for Halloween. I even broke my Little Mermaid VHS because I would just play, rewind, replay, rewind, replay, rewind…all day erryday. Def needed dvds back then.
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2 Erin January 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I LOVE Jenna Marbles. She is amazeballs.

Cinderella is hands down my favorite disney princess. I must have watched that VHS a billion times. I also love Pocahauntus because her hair was amazing. And I really wanted to dive off a waterfall down to my canoe where my animal-servants were waiting for me.

PS: That picture with the “I will sing you a song.” caption will probably haunt my dreams now.
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3 theAlmostRunner January 25, 2012 at 4:03 pm

You did not freaking dress up as Cinderella. Cray. Anyway, Malificent is obviously the most scary. She barely talks, and when she does, IT IS GO TIME.
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4 Janine @ThePurpleGiraffe January 25, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Ariel and Belle for me too! Though Jasmine did have a big cat… totally jealous of that.
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5 Kaelin January 25, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Hahah! Such a timely post. My dear husband casually mentioned that his frat brother is getting married at Disney in May. I went all Disney princess on him for the next 24 hours. You can’t just mention Disney and not expect a magical production from me. I was dreaming of Animal Kingdom all night.


6 Dorsa @ Running Thoughts January 25, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I love Disney, hence why I want to run the princess 1/2 marathon in Disney! sigh…..I have big dreams.
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7 Kelsey @readysetfeast January 25, 2012 at 4:37 pm

My hair when I was younger resembled Hermione from Harry Potter-Pre pretty face. I’m fairly certain I have pictures in a cape as well, maybe I was a wizard in a younger life?
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8 Heather January 25, 2012 at 4:43 pm

you MAY already be aware of this, but it is….well…. priceless.

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9 Theresa January 25, 2012 at 4:53 pm

hahaha this was awesome…i seriously love disney movies. i need to get out and see Beauty and the Beast 3D stat!

(they are also re-releasing the little mermaid in theatres in 3D, i can die happy now)
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10 Christine January 25, 2012 at 5:03 pm

If you like Jenna, you’ll love Dom. I don’t watch Jenna but she’s in a video with Dom called Dom vs Single Girls ft Jenna Marbles. It’s hilarious. Trust me, you’ll spend the next hour watching all his videos (vs thanksgiving, swag, drunk girls).


11 janae@hungryrunnergirl.com January 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Ariel is my favorite too! You were such a cute little girl, I love the hair;) You are so right…Jasmine definitely didn’t have a treadmill! The magic carpet took them everywhere:)


12 Gabby January 25, 2012 at 6:03 pm

You make the perfect Cinderella! Have you done the Disney Princess Half?


13 Mer January 25, 2012 at 6:16 pm

You crack me up with your hysterical posts. Thanks for making me laugh!


14 Life's a Bowl January 25, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Hilarious post! You totes rocked the lion mane πŸ˜‰ My hair on the other hand was stick straight and could never [and still can’t] hold a curl… P.S. Ariel and Cinderella were def my fave!


15 Ashley A. January 25, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Unless if Disney makes up a Mexican princess, I have no hope. ): My favorites were always Ariel and Simba. Don’t blame me for wanting to be a boy as a kid… and I still do when it’s that time of the month. Also, due to Beauty and the Beast, to this day I do not leave inanimate objects alone because I feel they will be “lonely” while I’m gone.


16 Mattie @ Comfy and Confident January 25, 2012 at 7:13 pm

JennaMarbles is amazing. I am obsessed! Thank you for introducing me.
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17 Shannon January 25, 2012 at 7:24 pm

I’ve been on a total Jenna Marbles kick lately. Have you watched all of Hannah Hart’s “My Drunk Kitchen”? Or videos by Flula? If not, here you go πŸ™‚

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXyRVQN70U (Daddy Long Legs)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eIS0_wYmTA (Cat Pajamas)
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18 Jessica @ Stylish Stealthy and Healthy January 25, 2012 at 7:39 pm

You look like a legit princess in that picture. Just sayin.
And I still do the “Ahhh-Ahhh-Ahhhhhhh!” riff from the Little Mermaid when ANYTHING good happens. Seriously. It will never not happen.
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19 Nicole January 25, 2012 at 8:33 pm

This video is hilarious! And so true.

“Jasmine’s permanently in a Halloween genie outfit… skank.”
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20 cait January 25, 2012 at 8:42 pm

omg i was JUST thinking about doing a post like this when I saw Jenna’s video ha. I’ve always been a Bell and Ariel fan like bess– some reason living underwater always fascinated me and Belle is what gave me my confidence that reading was “cool” πŸ™‚
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21 Andrea @ Andrea Out Loud! January 25, 2012 at 8:43 pm

haha! that is one of my recent favs of Jenna’s (well that and the J Biebs one) because SO true!
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22 Bari January 25, 2012 at 8:49 pm

OMG that video was so hilarious and so freaking honest and true! This makes my trip to Disneyland this weekend to run the Tink Half even MORE awesome cuz I’ve always identified with Tinker Bell – total trouble maker!
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23 Heather @ Run Eat Play January 25, 2012 at 11:49 pm

That’s so funny that you posted this – I just came across Jenna marbles blog and videos this morning! She is so funny! I was dying laughing!
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24 Brittany *Sparkles* January 25, 2012 at 11:56 pm

hahaha I love that video! I agree I sang EVERYWHERE I WENT. My mom even said when we went to the movies I’d pick a character and then BE that character for the rest of the day. As in I”d only respond to that name. I was cool.

And, I love the Jasmin wig lol Belle was my favorite and I am blonde so that was difficult to pull off… They all have perfectly coiffed hair it makes me sick. NO ONE has hair like that.

I just had my little sister pretend to be Raja so I’d have a pet tiger. She’s amazing. She probably shouldn’t have fed into my strange obsession with Disney princesses though…
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25 Rebecca January 26, 2012 at 1:21 am

Jenna Marbles is HILARIOUS. You crack me up!
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26 Sarah January 26, 2012 at 1:44 am

oh my gosh cutest cinderella pic of you and the little girl! Makes my heart alll warm πŸ™‚
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27 Sierra @ Posh Meets Pavement January 26, 2012 at 3:42 am

I used to nanny for a little girl named Millie…a couple weeks later I found out her name was Malificent…why would you name your kid that? Such a scary name for a cute little tot. Your bangs in that Lion photo are priceless.
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28 Lena @Fit on the Rocks January 26, 2012 at 4:22 am

haha your pictures are so cute. Oh, and thanks. I think I just found my new favorite Youtube channel.
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29 Mom January 26, 2012 at 4:23 am

What?! You left out the pics of your Belle bday party where you wore your Belle gown and each guest received a gold cape that Aunt Nancy made.


30 This Fit Chick January 26, 2012 at 8:56 am

HAHa OH MY DAYS your mom looks SO much like you in the jasmine photo!!!!!
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31 Amber K January 26, 2012 at 7:16 pm

I still love watching my favorite Disney movies, especially The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast. Jenna Marbles is freaking hilarious though, and I loved this video of hers!
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32 Danica @ GirlsThatRun January 26, 2012 at 9:33 pm

I DEFINITELY had that Ariel sweater!
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33 chelsey @ clean eating chelsey January 28, 2012 at 1:32 am

I love Jenna marbles too – she’s way too funny for words. My favorite one was the one where she talks about White Girls at the Club.
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