That’s right. I’m spinning off Cely‘s “Fifteen Things Friday.” Hope you love me for loving you this much, Cely. I’m a great big copycat. Just go with it, girlfriend. So, this Thursday, I provide 13 things just for you. Because th- and th- go together. 1. You may have seen the badge on the left [...]
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I own up to it. I do. Hi. My name’s Alyssa, and I’m a grammar/spelling nazi. My good friend Abby tagged me in the above graphic on Pinterest. ‘Cause she knows I’m constantly correcting her grammar. As a former college newspaper editor and lifelong grammar nazi, I can’t stop. Just get it right, guys. I’ve [...]
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…the rules would be a little different. As members walk in the door, they will enter through an invisible smell detector. If freshness isn’t up to par, they’ll get an auto-spray of deodorizer. Such deodorizer will smell nothing like the gag-inducing Axe body spray high school boys enjoy dumping on themselves. And on that note, [...]
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…JT and his freak appearances at my gym for my excitement whenever an old N*SYNC song pops on my shuffled iPod songs. Yeah. I’m still hung up on that. SPEAKING of shuffled iTouch songs… can anybody be my iTouch whisperer and tell me why I can’t get my songs off repeat? The little arrows [...]
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First off, let me just say that all I can think about when people mention the “space junk” headed for Earth today is Joe Dirt and his space poop. “it’s a space peanut!” Now. Let me also say, our Friend Alicia is such a talented photographer. Are you ready for a serious over-share of photos [...]
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My legs kinda really hurt today. So much so that I declared today “bring your foam roller to work day” today. Last night, four of us set out at 6:00 p.m. to complete 18.5 miles. It was cool, windy, and dark, and we held an average of 8:30 pace for the duration of the run. [...]
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Half of the trick to marathon training is the recovery period between runs. It’s a time when taking care of your bod is crucial. Which is why my foam roller gets so much love every single night. And sometimes mornings, too. Only I don’t typically do it in a UPS hat. That’s only when I [...]
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This was me yesterday. I made everyone hate their lives. The cardiovascular way. My little munchkins with sticks had to run suicides yesterday at the end of practice. Allow me to rephrase: one suicide. You would have think I made them marathon train with me. (Sidenote: can we examine the fact that the girls complain [...]
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