I’d be lying if I said I didn’t thoroughly enjoy the fact that I can see what search terms people type into Google to land over here.
I’d be rude if I didn’t share, right?
Some of my recent favorites:
1. “surprise disney fanny packs”
SURPRISE!
Clearly, you have come to the right place. You’re welcome, fanny pack searcher.
2. “hot mom” EVERY SINGLE DAY, someone finds my blog by typing those words into Google.
Mom. Stop being so hot.
3.“ripped girls” I think you were looking for Meg‘s blog.
4.“tonsils and fillings” -Mmmm.. too many pictures like this?
5. “i need a leg massage” -Me too, dude. All. The. Time.
6. “jesse mccartney muscle” -There we have it. Solid proof I’m not the only one.
7. “pictures of painting baby cow on a rock” -I’m sorry, I can’t help you there. But I can show you a baby cow in rain boots.
(source)
8. “without pants” – I prefer to blog fully clothed.
9. “say mah” -“Whats up? Let’s slide. Alright, Alright.”
10. “anastasia hard” -No, really.. it’s easy. I taught you how to pronounce it.
11. “heat girl marathon sweat” I’m aware I sweat a lot when I run. No need to rub it in.
And I’ll leave you with:
12. “so long and thanks for all the fish”
I have no words.
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Haha omg I love this! People find my blog googling the craziest things too! “Hot pink crocs” is a google favorite.
Jessica @ Healthy Dairyland recently posted..Marathon Eating But Not Marathon Running
Love this. Some of my Haughty by Nature favorites are “Patti Stanger boyfriend” and “what do girls wear to a horse race”.
Just trying to educate the masses.
literally laughed so hard- AND i totally had that awesome Minnie and Micky autograph book when I went to Disney world haha! xo
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AHAHHAHAH That made my day, hilarious!!! I loved the leg massage and fanny packs the best, you are hilarious girl!
janae @hungryrunnergirl.com recently posted..The Awful Waffle
Oh my goodness, I laughed out loud at this. I’m going right away to look at mine and I may do a copycat post. So funnY!!!!!
Claire @ let’s go on a living spree recently posted..Country Roads
This post is hilarious. I am so glad that I have a reference for my Disney fanny packs, because my “hot” mom still wears these bad boys. I wish I were joking…
Lindsey recently posted..Atlanta City Feature: Olympic Centennial Park
haha I love youir facial expression in your pictures. You always look like you have so much fun all the time!
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I love this! My favorite search term for my blog is “picture of girl with broken ankle.” I get it ALL THE TIME! Is it like some sort of fetish to see pics of gals with sprained ankles?!
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This is so funny! I feel like I often end up on random blog sites, which I love, by searching ridiculous things. You never know what you’re gonna find online.
Toni – Not Yet A Mommy Blog recently posted..Exercise and Happiness
bwahahahahahahaaha!! I’m checking mine RIGHT NOW!
The fish thing is HYSTERICAL im gonna start saying that..my favorite for ours is “hot girls in yoga pants” ..very flattering. Once I had “young italian stud” and D$ said they were looking for him
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BAHAHA. Your blog always makes me giggle. I love looking at search terms too!
Hollie @lolzthatswim(andrun) recently posted..Lessons from the Wounded Part 1
This is hilarious! My fave one of mine is “how to get a soft belly.” It comes up quite often actually…I once did a post on breathing into your belly for a relaxation technique…
Hope you have a fab weekend …sitting over here with my wine right now
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Hahahaha omg too funny! Some people search for the strangest things haha
Lindsay@ In Sweetness and In Health recently posted..Treadmill Workout and Pita Pizzas
LOL! I am loving these! Hope you have a beautiful weekend, friend!
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Oh sweet girl! You are awesome and i love thee
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What gives?! I totally tried commenting on this yesterday, but it is missing!
I LOVE seeing what search term leads people to my blog, and also did a similar post all about it. So funny. “Justin Bieber laying on bed” has probably been my fave so far…
Your mom is HOT!!!
Have a great weekend, and thanks for the fish!
Lindsey @ Happy or Hungry recently posted..Double Run + Running Apps
Ahahah, the one about the baby cow cracks me up! So weird!
Tracy @ Tracy’s Treats recently posted..Long Walk
Hahahaha! Oh my gracious, this is hilarious! I rarely seem to get interesting ones… apparently I need to blog about a wider range of things. Usually people stumble across the blog by looking for recipes.
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haha i love this! i should do one too – this week i got girl has sex with dolphin and hot porn. really? what is my blog?
alyssa – fashion fitness foodie recently posted..Reese’s Stuffed Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies
oh, I know your blog. it’s where I go for all the hot porn.
True story: you’re ripped. Have you SEEN your ABS?!?!
p.s. this made my day.
Meg recently posted..The Dirt on Cleansing
hahahahah!! aww man this is hilarious
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this is a funny post…haha
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I must confess – your search terms trump the hilarity of my search terms! Hope you had a wonderful weekend lovely! xo
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I think I found your blog through a guest post…I was instantly hooked and you were saved to my favorites!
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woohoo!
I’m so glad!
hahaha!! This is so funny! It is really funny what people type in a search engine, and how blogs end up on there. So weird.
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“heat girl marathon sweat”…
WHY would somebody search for that? Really?
Marijke recently posted..Exercise
Haha this post really really made me giggle!
“so long and thanks for all the fish” – seriously, who types that kind of thing into google??
I haven’t had too many really funny ones yet, I hope I do, these are hilarious
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“So Long and Thanks for All the Fish” is the fourth book in a 5-book trilogy (yes, I know that doesn’t make sense but that’s what it is) by Douglas Adams. The full-name of the trilogy is “The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” It’s a weird and funny sci-fi book. Anywho, just figured I’d fill you in and let you know I love your blog!
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