Lesson Learned.

These past few days have been learning days.

Lesson #1: When you don’t have a phone, bad things will happen.

A pitbull lives next door to me. Said pitbull decided on Tuesday that it would be cool to reach under the fence and maul the paw of my dog-sitter’s great dane. My dad called me in a panic. It was not an awesome day to not have a phone.

Chloe was thankfully unharmed in all this commotion, but is definitely doggy blood in my backyard. Not so cool.

Lesson #2: When you are without phone for a week and have resorted to texting on your old iTouch, you will quickly learn you suck at touch-screen texting.

Fact: things can get awkward with Autocorrect.

Lesson #3: No matter how many cutesy toys you buy your dog, she may always defer to empty Powerade bottles and the towel that belongs in her crate.

See the above picture of her if you don’t believe me. Proof.

Which makes my backseat look like a recycling bin.

Do you wanna kick it in the backseat?

Lesson #4: Leaving a bag of gummies in your car in 90 degree heat is a bad idea.

Unless you want one massive gummy mound, that is.

These were purchased for Rob for his birthday. And I know how he rolls, so he probably will still enjoy this.

Don’t be mad, Rob. There’s so much genuine joy in that picture. I had to include it.

Just consider this payback for your not showing up on Wednesday night to claim your birfday prize.

Lesson #5: There will never be a day when I’m not PSYCHED for this girl to come visit me.

Want that in my life always, need that in my life always.

See you in a few hours for some more fun Virginia Beach activities, Daner.

Caaauuse when are things dull when we’re together?

Dear Abbster, we will celebrate your birthday for you. Cause we love and miss you.

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