There were a whole lotta things I just didn’t get a few months ago. My pantry only saw the likes of Dannon Light ‘N Fit yogurt, Peter Pan peanut butter, and canned soup.
I’ve seen the light. I get it now.
Homemade maple almond butter? Done.
And, my most recent discovery . . .
I get it now. I do.
I wasn’t so impressed with Peanut Butter & Co.’s Dark Chocolate Dreams peanut butter. After hearing all the hype about this White Chocolate Wonderful variety, I had to snag it when I finally saw it at my grocery store.
I love it. It tastes like a white chocolate Reece’s Cup.
Was I curious? Yes. Was I starving? Yeah. Was I judged?
I was quite the picture in Walmart yesterday. I got caught in a downpour in my white sundress. And I discovered my (what used to be) naturally straight hair does interesting things now.
I’ll stop jabbering now. I know this is what you’re waiting for.
I know what you’re thinking. I cheated and chose her because she’s a running idol of mine, because she gave me her marathon training schedule to follow, because I love her, and because she called me gorgeous.
Hey, it’s a likely story, but the truth is in the Random Number Generator. Anyway, if I cheated, I probably would have made Jamie win so I wouldn’t have to pay any postage.
That’s for you, Janae. All you do is win today.
Congrats, girls! Please e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your address so I can pump you up with some Gotein.
The world can thank me in a few weeks for all the ripped girls we’re about to have.