Ever had one of those weeks where you really need some funnies to keep you going? I’ve had a week of that sort, and my discovery of “Dear Blank, Please Blank“ (http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/) really has me snickering in my chair.
Consider this the new “FML” or “Texts From Last Night.”
If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re probably not a college student.
Some of my favorites from dearblankpleaseblank.com:
Please stop changing, my mom can’t keep up.
Sincerely, sick of teaching Mom how to do wall posts
Dear margins, footnotes and double spacing,
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Sincerely, barely made that one!
Dear creators of Sesame Street,
Kids are still fat. Can I come back now?
Sincerely, Cookie Monster
Dear people in workout videos,
Jokes on you.
Sincerely, just sitting on the couch.
Dear cereal part in Lucky Charms,
Please get out of my bowl of marshmallows.
Sincerely, it tastes like the box it came in.
Dear perfect man,
Welcome to the club!
Sincerely, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy
Dear Taylor Swift,
Call me when you need something that rhymes with Gyllenhaal.
Sincerely, Dr. Seuss
We don’t give you a flashlight because we don’t want you to see the prices.
See? Hysterical, right?
bLyss Designs was a busy business last night. I finished up a few orders for Chelsea and Alyssa, and here’s a preview:
Alyssa ordered this beauty to use as a gift with a bottle of Little Black Dress wine! How creative is she?
Chelsea’s momma “Ursie the Nursie” reps the big “Med Lakes,” and I’m hoping she loves this.
everything’s better with a little sparkle, no?
introducing, margarita glasses! “I Need A ‘Rita!”
In other good news, I get my baby back today! Tonight will be night #4 in crate training, and Chloe’s struggling a little.
After 5 p.m. tonight, you’re mine, Chloe.